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A few more from France and some recent ballet stuff....
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The Weekly Wombat Droppings
This week on “The Chunder Channel 000, Liarbril”
6.00 Play-Skool
for Pretend Pollies. This week Jimmy “Little-but-Loud” Paterson and
Chrissie “Bunter” Berg vie for the “Scatology Prize” hosted by the well known
charitable organization, “The Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-from-a-Parallel-Universe”
(aka IPA). Similar in format and content to “Celebrity Blank-Minds” these
neophytes brandish words at each other across various ABC forums in the vain
hope of finding a cogent concept that will finally deliver them relevance in
the real world of real adults and intellectuals.
More Da-Da than Dali, this was the vehicle that
elevated Timmy “Twat-Freedom-Man” Wilson
to notice and a $300,000.00 position of unqualified ignorance by having
similarly language challenged friends in high places.
(PG, L, H)
6.30 The Carbon
Free High-Jinks Hour. Hosted by our Second Biggest Miner, Clive “Titanic”
Palmer with special guests. This week our favourite Big-Pup plays a double
entendre back-flip by accepting climate change and having his guest, Al
“Inconvenient Truth” Gore deny the existence of a Carbon Pricing scheme.
Sashaying one step forward and two steps back Clive demonstrates his knack for
being as good for political life as Popcorn is for nutrition.
(MA, V, L.)
7.30 From the
Heart. A feel-good program of
mawkish mutual admiration.
This week Jason A Wilson pens a thank you note to Head
Plonker from “The Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-from-a-Parallel-Universe” (aka, IPA),
John Roskam.
In this reviewers mind, public recognition for amateur
organizations similar to that which JR heads should occur more often to bring
these shy cabals out to wider scrutiny and notice. http://jasonawilson.tumblr.com/post/89901662170/thankyou-note-to-john-roskam
(PG, A, H, V.)
8.00 Rank Rats. Highly financed (Public Subscription)
Saga of a Much Maligned Union Hero, Cathy Jackson explaining how her alleged
$1.3 Million spending on three union credit cards with no expenditure details
bears no comparison to Thommo’s $10
grand whatsoever.
Produced by the Liarbril Party, The BCA, IPA and featuring a
truly Dickensian cast
of dodgy lawyers, Ex-Union bag-men and other shady
“colourful” characters. Funded by the mug taxpayer in place of investigating either Paedophile behaviour or shonky financial advice from a "what" Bank.
(M, R, A.)
10.00 Fiscal Follies. How to make a simple analysis of the economically under-educated
d. Disect ex-priest, “Rabbutt-the-Hun” and Joe “Cereal/Toyota-Killer” Hockey’s
interpretation of “The Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-from-a-Parallel-Universe” (aka,
IPA’s) Right-Wing-Free-Market-Thought Bubble of a Budget. A somewhat treasonous
piece by one, John Kelly who will probably have fiscal retribution meted out to
him.
Also; something else to put the meat on the bones before the
animal is devoured.
PG, A, V.
10.15 Mayhem for
Murdoch’s Minions. Enthralling and
long running UK Court-Room drama exposing and detailing the lives, tribulations
and trials of amateur journalists’ Andy and Beccy who “Apprentice-like,” try to
anticipate their Master’s (The Ugly American) every wish.
This week: “The Verdict.” The prosecution lawyer in
“Mayhem” shows admirable restraint at the Beccy’s verdict. His quietly acerbic,
"She was paid an awful lot to be very incompetent..." is a moment to
watch.
If the Poms as punishment, transport her Down-Under, it can
only be as payback for “Rabbutt-the-Hun” having Downer seek asylum in Britain,
not because the “Australian” needs more receptionists.
(MA15+, N, S, V)
12.30 The
Slippery Pete Affair. Another long
running political/bedroom-farce again sponsored by the “Liarbril Party” and
again funded by the taxpayer.
Episode #69: “The Withdrawal.” James decides that
it’s all, ”…. too, too much..” and elects not to perform in the High Court as
he still “feels for Pete.”
This may not be the consummation of these proceedings as the
roles and machinations of Chwissie “The Whyne-and-Perfect-Prat-of-a-Prefect”
Pyne and Mal “Mongrel” Brough in this bedroom farce have not yet been fully
explored.
(MA15+, N, S, V)
1.00 Late Prayers for Believable Hypocrites: Homilies of a piquant IPA nature for
those who think they believe. Hosted by The-New-Cashed-Up-Faith-Pushers and
with the School Chaplain Chorus. Salvation Donations (Cash, Brown Paper Bag only)
may be sent to, “A. Sinodinas, c/o Liarbril Party Room, Parliament House, Canberra,
2600.”
1.05 Close.
Hoo-roo Petals,
Shane
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